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AJ and Howie from the "Drowning" video
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I can't think of a caption for this picture...

If (dare I say his name...) Justin Timberlake, aka "Fro Man" (you all know the horrible fro he had) sang BSB songs, this is what they would sound like...(because he's a total wannabe ghetto pimp...)
 
Quit Playin' Games (With My Heart)
 
Baby, awww
Even in muh ma fuckin heart I see
That you not being true ta me
Deep within muh ma fuckin soul I feel
That nothin'slike it used ta be
Sometimes I wish I could
Turn back tyme
Impossible as it may seem
But I wish I could, baby
Quit playin' games wiff muh ma fuckin heart
With muh ma fuckin heart
I should gots known from da start
Quit playin' games wiff muh ma fuckin heart
Before ya tear us apart
I live muh ma fuckin life da way
To keep ya comin' back ta me
Everything I do iz fo' ya
So what iz it dat ya can't see
Sometimes I wish I could
Turn back tyme
Impossible as it may seem
But I wish I could, baby
Quit playin' games wiff muh ma fuckin heart
With muh ma fuckin heart
I should gots known from da start
Quit playin' games wiff muh ma fuckin heart
Before ya tear us apart
Baby, baby, da love dat we's had
Was so strong
Don't jet me hangin' here forever
Oh baby, baby, dis here iz not right
Let'sstop dis here tonight
Quit playin' games wiff muh ma fuckin heart
With muh ma fuckin heart
I should gots known from da start
Quit playin' games wiff muh ma fuckin heart
Before ya tear us apart
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na baby
Na na na na na na na na
Quit playin' games wiff muh ma fuckin heart
With muh ma fuckin heart
I should gots known from da start
Quit playin' games wiff muh ma fuckin heart
Before ya tear us apart
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na baby
Na na na na na na na na
Quit playin' games wiff muh ma fuckin heart
With muh ma fuckin heart
I should gots known from da start
Quit playin' games wiff muh ma fuckin heart
Before ya tear us apart
With muh ma fuckin heart... Don't make me come ovah there bitch...
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As Long As You Love Me
 
Although loneliness has always been uh nigga o' mine
I'm leavin muh ma fuckin life in yo' hands
People say I'm madness an' dat I be blind
Riskin it all in uh glance
And how ya got me blind iz still uh mystery
I can't git ya out o' muh ma fuckin head
Don't care what iz written in yo' history
As long as you here wiff me
I don' care who ya iz
Where you from
Don't care what ya did
As long as ya love me
Who ya iz
Where you from
Don't care what ya did
As long as ya love me
Every little thin' dat ya gots said an' done
Feels like it'sdeep within me
Oh, awww oh
Doesn't really matter if you on da run
It seems like We be meant ta be
I don' care who ya iz
Where you from
Don't care what ya did
As long as ya love me
Who ya iz
Where you from
Don't care what ya did
As long as ya love me, baby
I don' care who ya iz
Where you from
Don't care what ya did
As long as ya love me
Who ya iz
Where you from
Don't care what ya did
As long as ya love me
I don' care who ya iz
Where you from
Don't care what ya did
As long as ya love me
Who ya iz
Where you from
Don't care what ya did
As long as ya love me sho 'nuff!
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Everybody (Backstreet's Back)
 
Everybody, jaa
Rock yo' body, jaa
Everybody, rock yo' body right
Backstreet'sback, all right!
Oh muh ma fuckin god, We be back ag'in
Brothers, sisters, everybody sing
Gonna bring da flavor
Show ya how
Gotta queshun fo' ya, bettah answer now, jaa
Am I original? Yeah
Am I da only one? Yeah
Am I sexual? Yeah
Am I everything ya need
You bettah rock yo' body right
Everybody, jaa
Rock yo' body, jaa
Everybody, rock yo' body right
Backstreet'sback, all right!
Now throw yo' hands up in da air
Wave 'em around like ya just don' care
If ya wanna party, let me hear ya yell
Cuz we's goddit goin' on ag'in, jaa yeah jaa
Am I original? Yeah
Am I da only one? Yeah
Am I sexual? Yeah
Am I everything ya need
You bettah rock yo' body right
Everybody, jaa
Rock yo' body, jaa
Everybody, rock yo' body right
Backstreet'sback, all right!
So everybody, everywhere
Don't be afraid, don' gots nahh fear
Gonna tell da world, make ya dig'
As long as there'll be rap
We'll be coming back ag'in
Everybody, jaa
Rock yo' body, jaa
Everybody, rock yo' body right
Backstreet'sback, all right!
Everybody, jaa
Rock yo' body, jaa
Everybody, rock yo' body right
Backstreet'sback, all right an dat boil on mah ass.
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All I Have To Give
 
I don' know what he do ta make ya cry
But I'll be dere ta make ya smile
I don' gots uh fancy `64
To git ta ya I'd walk uh thousand miles
I don' care if he buys ya nice things
Does his gifts come from da heart
I don' know
But if ya wuz muh ma fuckin ho
I'd make it so we'd never be apart
But muh ma fuckin love iz all I gots ta give
Without ya I don' th'o't I could live
I wish I could give da world ta ya
But love iz all I gots ta give
When ya jive (when ya talk)
Does it seem like he'snot even listenin
To uh werd ya say
Well dat'sokay, baby
Just tell me yo' problems
I'll try muh ma fuckin bomb ta kiss dem all away
Does he jet when ya need him da most
Does his niggas git all yo' tyme
Baby, please, I'm on muh ma fuckin knees
Praying fo' da day dat you'll be mine
But muh ma fuckin love iz all I gots ta give
Without ya I don' th'o't I could live
I wish I could give da world ta ya
But love iz all I gots ta give
I love ya, baby
All, all, all, all, all I gots iz fo' ya
You, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
What I need
My love iz all dat I gots ta give
To ya
All I gots ta give
Without ya I don' th'o't I could live
I wish I could give da world ta ya
But love iz all I gots ta give ta ya what the fuck sup now?
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I'll Never Break Your Heart
 
Baby, I know you hurtin
You feel like ya could never love ag'in
Now all I ax iz fo' uh chance
To prove dat I will love ya
From da first day
That I seen yo' smilin face
Honey I knew dat we's would be
Together forever, awww
When I asked ya out
You said nahh but I found out
Darlin dat you'd been hurt
You felt dat you'd never love ag'in
I deserve uh try honey just once
Give me uh chance an' I'll prove dis here all wrong
You walked in ya wuz so quick ta judge
But honey he'snuttin' like me
I'll never break yo' heart
I'll never make ya cry
I'd rather die than live without ya
I'll give ya all o' me honey dat'snahh lie
I'll never break yo' heart
I'll never make ya cry
I'd rather die than live without ya
I'll give ya all o' me honey dat'snahh lie
As tyme goes by ya will git ta know me
A little mo' bettah
Girl dat'sda way love goes
Baby, baby an' I (and I)
Know you afraid ta let yo' feelings show
And I dig'
Girl it'styme ta let jet
I deserve uh try honey just once
Give me uh chance an' I'll prove dis here all wrong
You walked in ya wuz so quick ta judge
But honey he'snuttin' like me
Darlin why can't ya see
I'll never break yo' heart
I'll never make ya cry
I'd rather die than live without ya
I'll give ya all o' me honey dat'snahh lie
I'll never break yo' heart
I'll never make ya cry
I'd rather die than live without ya
I'll give ya all o' me honey dat'snahh lie
I'll never break yo' heart
No way, nahh how
Make ya cry
Oh I need ya
I wants ya
I love ya
I'll never break yo' heart
I'll never make ya cry
I'd rather die than live without ya
I'll give ya all o' me honey dat'snahh lie
I'll never break yo' heart
I'll never make ya cry
I'd rather die than live without ya
I'll give ya all o' me honey dat'snahh lie
Jus' like Orenthawl James.
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Larger Than Life
 
I may run an' hide when you screamin muh ma fuckin name
All right
But let me tell ya now dere iz prices ta fame
All right
All o' our tyme spent in flashes o' light
All ya peeps can't ya see, can't ya see
How yo' love'saffecting our reality
Everytime We be down ya can make it right
And dat makes ya larger than life
Lookin at da crowd an' I see yo' body sway
c'mon
Wishin I could thank ya in uh different way
c'mon
Cuz all o' yo' tyme spent keeps us alive
All ya peeps can't ya see, can't ya see
How yo' love'saffecting our reality
Everytime We be down ya can make it right
And dat makes ya larger than life
Larger than life
Ohhhhh, jaa
That'sright
All o' yo' tyme spent keeps us
ali-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ve, yo!
Everytime We be down
All ya peeps can't ya see, can't ya see
How yo' love'saffecting our reality
Everytime We be down ya can make it right
And dat makes ya larger than life
Everytime We be down ya can make it right
That'swhat makes ya larger than life
All ya peeps can't ya see, can't ya see
How yo' love'saffecting our reality
Everytime We be down ya can make it right
And dat makes ya larger than life just like mammy.
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I Want It That Way
 
Yeah
You iz muh ma fuckin fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
That I wants it dat way
That we's iz two worlds apart
Can't reach ta yo' heart
When ya say dat I wants it dat way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin but uh heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin but uh mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear ya say
I wants it dat way
Am I yo' fire
Your one desire
Yes I know it'stoo late
But I wants it dat way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin but uh heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin but uh mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear ya say
I wants it dat way
Now I can see dat We be falling apart
From da way dat it used ta be, jaa
No matter da distance I wants ya ta know
That deep down inside o' me
You iz muh ma fuckin fire
The one desire
You iz, ya iz, ya iz, ya iz
Don't wanna hear ya say
Ain't nothin but uh heartache
Ain't nothin but uh mistake
I never wanna hear ya say
I wants it dat way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin but uh heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin but uh mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear ya say
I wants it dat way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin but uh heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin but uh mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear ya say
I wants it dat way
Ya' know what I'm sayin'?
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***More to come, I'll do all the singles, and maybe some other ones as well.***
 
Source: The Ebonics Translator http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp